February 2012
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“World Is pretty Weird!”
– @iOS_Notch ( aka @JakeHD123 )
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HEY PEOPLE! I BACK
IT’S TRUE!!
January 2012
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Nobody ask me something, this is an fact! Well, btw, you should ask me nao! http://mattosdelima.tumblr.com/ask! This if for all of Twitter too!!!!!!
December 2011
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Stay Calm and Stay Foolish
And remember, an Arrow will try took your Knee!
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The Lie
Me: The Cake is a lie!
#Feggis (@Irish_Bot on Twitter): HL2EP2 Is a Lie
Me: Okay then xD
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Working on "My Knee and The Arrow Part II"
Oh Yeah!
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When you think with Portals...
Well, it’s actually not an big thing, but when you think with Portals you’re thinking with Science So, i want see you responding this:
You Think with Portals?
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My Knee and The Arrow - Part I
It’s an really funny astory who i invented yesterday, and, i want to tell it to you guys. So, here it go!
It happenned today with me, and, everything is really good on the morning, but, a few minute before i take my brother to school… an Arrow has been shooted from a rooftop, the guy who shooted the Arrow tried target my knee, but, my skill let my knee save. Did i already said this is...
“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.”
– Eric Hoffer (via livejamie)
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I'm Geek Notch Now
In the last week, i proclamed my as Brazilian Notch on Minecraft, everything was good, but on Sunday, one of my Notch Friends, have said that’s already exist an Brazilian Notch, and in the Monday, i stopped to be him.
But, yesterday, i decided to find a new Notch Name for me, and, before hours (Actually, i just spended one hour trying discover a Notch name for me) i tried get a little help...
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“I kiss a girl, then before i pick my knee and throw him at a ApScieLabs Big Jump...”
– Me, in reply to my best friend @Irish_Core on Twitter :D
November 2011
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Add me on Facebook :) →
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Aperture Science Question Ignoration Center.
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Question Ignoration Center.
Everyone is busy doing something more important right now, such as playing Minesweeper, so we are afraid we cannot pay attention to you at the moment. Rest assured that a Question Ignoration Expert will see you as soon as they get bored of not paying attention to you.
For those of you suffering from Psychiatric...
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Burn The House With @hugo_mattosbr, @Irish_Core...
Conor: Sorry everyone, my twitters have stopped working properly ::
Hugo: The mines too :(
Captinfire101: Mine too
Conor: It's because of the BOTS! BURN THE BOTS!
Captinfire101: DESTROY THE BOTS!!
Hugo: BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!!! WITH LEMONS!!!!
Captinfire101: NO COOKIES!!
Hugo: NO COOKIES FOR BOTS!!!!!
Conor: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Captinfire101: :DDDDDD
Conor: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING ANYWAY?
Hugo: I DON'T KNOW, WHY WE ARE DOING THIS?
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Lab Guys: Ok, We Finished the new upgrade of Portal Gun
Me: Really?
Lab Guys: Yes, you can go now Hugo
Me: What? Did you both just called me for this!? Nothing?
Lab Guys: Well, more or less, can you put the new features of the Dual Portal Device 5.0 at OEC Blog?
Me: For what exactly?
Lab Guys: For all the Test Subjects
Me: Idiots, I AM a Test Subject too!
Lab Guys: I don't care just put.
Me: First say the magic words
Lab Guys: Please Hugo?
Me: Allright, does you both want something more?
Lab Guys: Yes, can you send it to Trix?
Me: No, I'll just post the new features on the Blog
Lab Guys: Ok
Me: Allright, can you both back to your Desk?
Lab Guys: We want to see you writing.
Me: There`s a cake on the Kitchen, go catch to me... You both!
Me: Good, No i can work :D